wiredfool

There are going to be changes around here. New tech support rules and all.

If I get an email and my response contains any of the following:

• What were you doing?
• What did you expect?
• What url?
• Can you reproduce it?
• Look at the email I sent yesterday.
• Look in the docs.
• Can you get anywhere else on the net?

$50. If I get paged or called on my cell, $100. If I get woken up, called in on a weekend, or contacted before sufficient caffeine, $200. For Each Question.

If my response contains:

• Here’s your problem:

$25.

If my response is:

• Hmm, I’ve never seen that before.
• Oh, that’s a bug
• I think you can do that if you try this ugly hack.
• I’ll have a fix for you in the next version.

Free. I like this sort of report. It’s interesting. It’s not sending back the same 5 questions over and over.

*** Ok

Enough bitching about work. Some days I can just hammer, some days it feels like my brain is over there in the puddle. It would really help if I could be ultra productive on grey days, and not productive on bright sunny days so that I could justify saying that I wouldn’t get anything done anyway, so I might as well be outside playing.